I am currently learning to drive. In my six lessons so far I have managed to do the following slightly chaotic things:
- Accidentally set off the wipers instead of the indicators.
- Reset the mirrors at completely the wrong angles at inappropriate moments.
- Stalled in five out of six lessons.
- Displayed an inability to stay on the left side of the road.
- Almost run over a squirrel.
- Been too scared to go over 30mph, annoying other road users in the process (I'm sure somebody on a mobility scooter can probably overtake me).
